The atrocious rule of Id Amin Dada in Uganda won’t soon be forgotten. So let’s have a look at the letter he wrote to the English king.

“My Majesty, Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented, ladies and gentlemen,” begins the letter. Mr. Queen, sir, please accept my sincere gratitude for all that you have done for me and my Ugandan coworkers.

Everyone of us has eaten a substantial amount of food. And that’s enough. I appreciate your warm approach and opening the windows to let the various weather conditions join us for lunch. Now, before I leave for Uganda from London’s Entebbe airport, I’d want to issue an invitation to you, Mr. Queen, to visit your own Uganda so that we can exact revenge on you.

You won’t even be able to feel your stomach once you’ve had a whole cow since it will be so full. I’ll force you to sleep on top of me if all you want to do at night is sleep in my mansion so you can enjoy the top floor’s fresh air.

In the event of my resignation, the outgoing President will hold office for the balance of his term.

I’m sorry, but I have to inform you that I just quickly called you. But when I call you the next time, it will go on for the entire moon. I’m very grateful for your kindness in letting me strip you in front of these long-deceased ladies undergentlemen.